Here’s a typical photo of Paris Hilton, looking like, well, Paris. The 1975 slogan hoodie is cool. Even the white shades aren’t too bad. Better than skeletor Nicole Richie sports.

It’s a Paris HIlton t-shirt post two for the price of one. When really equals half off - which is a much better descriptor when it comes to Paris. So where you go. The What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about t-shirt is pretty funny. Nice retro vibe. And we’ve got Paris in a Love the Life You Live tank top.

Paris sporting a You Only Live Once black tank top. Not literally a t-shirt, but it still fits the bill for out t-shirt blog. Plus the world is Paris obsessed these days. Paris actually sports some pretty good parody tees at times. Here’s a few funny tees Paris might also consider wearing.