Paris Hilton wearing a Sop Being Desperate shirt is like the pot calling the kettle black. Stop being desperate for attention, underwear, class, you know, those kind of things.

I’m sure there about a million jokes to be had with this photo of Paris Hilton wearing a Hello Kitty sweater - in light of all her infamous kitty flashing behavior. We won’t even go there. I know technically Paris is wearing a sweater now a tee shirt, but it’s Paris, and she’s a fixture of t-shirt fashion so we’re loosening up the rules a bit.

Quick post to help round out our catalog of Paris Hilton t-shirts. It’s an old picture, but a classic - the Paris Hilton That’s Hot shirt.

The perfect Paris Hilton shirt slogan - Move Bitch. It’s a classic and pretty much seems to sum up Paris Hilton attitude about anything.

I don’t know why, but I think this photo of Paris in her Club Seals not Sandwiche Hoodie is just funny. I guess it’s the look on Paris’ face. Her typical the-hamsters-off-the-wheel Paris stare, all while trying to make some form of political statement. I wouldn’t be surprised if she thought the hoodie’s slogan meant eat a club sandwich instead of a seal sandwich.

No doubt there are more than a few people that would love to hear that Paris Hilton’s Caio Manhattan t-shirt was a literal goodbye to the Big Apple. Somehow I think Paris is here to stay - and admit it - you like it that way.

Nothing but class from this guy. Brandon Davis, who referred to Lindsay Lohan as having a fire croth and a seven foot clitoris during a drunken tirade with Paris Hilton, is seen here wearing a Team Fire Crotch t-shirt. Hard to believe he’d actually pull this off after supposedly apologizing to Lohan. Maybe it’s a fake photo, either way, damn funny and I’m sure offensive to a few.

There are a few people who have quickly jumped on the Team FireCrotch bandwagon. To buy a Team Fire Croth I’d recommend checking CafePress.

As a follow up UsMagazine says Brandon has now checked into rehab. Shocking.

This is truly a classic celebrity t-shirt catch. Paris Hilton is one of our most posted celebs and this shirt couldn’t be more prefect. The He Wants to Sleep With Me t-shirt is fitting personal commentary for Paris. The only thing better might be if the shirt said “I just slept with him”. Another good poke-fun-at-yourself celebrity shirt catch would be this pair of Jessica Simpson t-shirts.

Paris Hilton at it again. Off all the celebrities around she seems to wear the most slogan’d t-shirts. We’ve got here again in here with a green tee and the slogan Don’t Believe the Rumors. I actually recommend the opposite. Don’t believe Paris’ shirt - the rumors are all true. The rumors t-shirts is by Sex Brand.