Category Archives: Offensive

Scientology Is Gay T-Shirt

John Roecker Scientology is Gay T-Shirt

It’s been a while since a t-shirt made this much news. The Scientology Is Gay, Very Gay t-shirt worn here by indie film guy John Roecker has at least a few people pissed. One of them scientologist Jenna Elfman. Here’s the scope from TMZ.com:

“Indie film director John Roecker tells TMZ he was walking to his car with a female friend in LA’s trendy Los Feliz neighborhood last Sunday when he was approached by a shirtless man and a tall blonde. “Hey, man, you’re making fun of my religion,” said the stranger angrily.

Roecker quickly recognized the couple as actor Bodhi Elfman and his wife, ‘Dharma and Greg’ star Jenna Elfman. Mr. Elfman’s ire was apparently drawn by Roecker’s self-made t-shirt, which had a picture of Tom Cruise on the front under the caption “Scientology is Gay!” and a ‘Stayin’-Alive’-era John Travolta on the back with the words “Very Gay!” For the record, both Cruise and Travolta have said repeatedly they are not gay.”

The encounter was later relayed to KROQ morning hosts Kevin and Bean. Apparently this isn’t the first time Roecker’s t-shirts have offended the scientologist bunch. Pretty funny if you ask me. The t-shirt is so out there I don’t think anyone is taking it seriously, well except for the Scientologists.
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Natalie Portman Raps – P is for Portman Shirt from Jerkass

Natalie Portman SNL rap video t-shirt

Natalie Portman Raps!. Really. If you missed the recent Saturday Night Live digital video short with Natalie Portman you missed good stuff. Have no fear, the always entertaining Celebrity Crunch has Natalie’s SNL rap video from YouTube.com. And if you’re looking for a matching shirt, look no further than the fine folks at Jerkass Clothing Co.. The P is for Portman shirt is a yet another funny tee from Jerkass and a nice node to one cute, hot, crazy chick. Now shut the F@#K up!

Funny Shirts from Dicktees

Another great online shirt shop to spotlight today. Dicktees.net has got a lot of very funny shirts. Some just plain offensive (but still funny) shirts and some cool stuff with a retro vintage taste. Aside from the popular tees we’ve spotlighted here, you should also check out the slogan shirt – This the shirt I wear when I beat my wife – that one’s sure to get some laughs as well as piss off about 99% of the population – but isn’t that what a good t-shirt is supposed to do?! And if you’re looking for a good graphic designers parody shirt, that only a designer might love, get an I shot the Serif tee. Happy shopping.

Eight Ball, Love Sucks, S&M Headphones Shirts

Here’s a few quick picks for your t-shirt shopping pleasure. New stuff from Design You Can Wear. Whether you’re looking for an anti-valentine’s day t-shirt or something retro flavored, or something a little kinky, we’ve got a few selections for you. Happy shopping.


Eight Ball Ringer Tee
$18.99

BDSM Graphic Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$23.99

Love Sucks Womens Long Sleve Anti-Valentine’s Day Shirt
$21.99

Retro Headphone Graphic T-Shirt
$19.90

Gay Marriage T-Shirt – If You’re Into Lesbians

T Shirt Hell Lesbian Marriage tshirt
Another funny shirt from T Shirt Hell.com. Feel like a shirt that says you support gay marriage, How about a t-shirt about lesbians? Put those two thoughts together and you’ve got something funny – a t shirt to celebrate a hot union between chicks. Bit offensive to some I’m sure, but that’s what T Shirt Hell is all about. Pissing off the masses. Have fun shopping.

Christina Aguilera Deep Throat T-Shirt

Christina Aguilera wearing a deep throat t-shirt. Similar to DeezTeez.Fitting I guess that we have Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears t-shirts back to back. You can get a Deep Throat shirt shirt similar to the one Christina Aguilera is wearing at DeezTeez.com. Their Deep Throat shirt isn’t quite the same, but close. I’ll leave you to comment on whether or not the shirt is an indicator of Christina Aguilera’s bedroom skills.

Abercrombie & Fitch – Who Needs Brains When You Have These – T-Shirt Boycott

Blonds are adored, brunettes are ignored t-shirt from Abercrombie & FitchMega retailer Abercrombie & Fitch has announced that it will stop selling several t-shirts after being boycotted by teenage girls. The girls have objected to slogans on the shirts they believe are demeaning. Who need brains when you have these slogan t-shirts, and Blonds are adored, brunettes are ignored are two of the slogans that may have led to the teenage girl-cott.

The teen-oriented apparel company, often criticized for its suggestive advertising featuring scantily-clad young models, did not specify which T-shirts it would pull but said in a brief statement that “We recognize that the shirts in question, while meant to be humorous, might be troubling to some.”

Earlier this week, the Women & Girls Foundation of Southwest Pennsylvania launched a “girl-cott” of the store in protest over the T-shirts, launching an e-mail campaign and appearing on NBC’s “Today” show to air their concerns.”
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Other shirts slogans in the Casual Luxury line by Abercrombie & Fitch include:

  • Do I Make You Look Fat
  • I’m Not With Stupid Anymore
  • When the going gets tough, the tough go blonde
  • I had a nightmare I was a brunette
  • you were never my boyfriend
  • explain to me again why I need a boyfriend
  • college girls have all the fun
  • careful I had a bowl of bitchy for breakfast
  • No Money No Car No Chance