Category Archives: Offensive

Donkey Tees


The was an intereting find. has a pretty big selection, but the site design makes drilling through the tees pretty easy. We snagged some funny samples. The Starwars tee above gets a laugh everytime, and no disrespect to Jacko, but the Neverland Ranch tee (after the jump) is a classic. I also found some nice stuff in the ‘One World’ section. On twitter as well @donkeyts
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Corrupt Fibers Lives up to its Name – In a Good Way

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Started by a couple self-proclaimed ‘poor college students’, Corrupt Fibers is filled with just that. Utterly funny t-shirt corruption. From the mildly offensive to the downright vulgar, true college t-shirt fans can’t help but find something they will dig.

A few notable favorites – a great take on the traditional shocker t-shirts. The six way shocker. And a timely response to the Aquateen bomb scare – the Moonitite Up Yours Boston. Boob humor is never a bad thing, and the micortype “While you’re reading this, I’m staring at your tits” is a classic that must be worn out to the mall. There’s some subtle stuff too, but not without the sex undertones, like the simple (8.31) squared. That’s one of those funny ones that just annoy some people because they can’t figure it out. The best kind of tee if you ask us.

One site feature we see more and more of these days are user submitted picts. It’s great advertising and fulfills the voyeur in everyone. You can submit your own picts sporting a Corrupt Fibers t-shirt and win a cool 100 bucks – and a shirt of your choice. Good deal. Good stuff. Check em out.

Moonitie tee

Shocker t-shirt

Death Gob Shirts

Twat shirt

Shave the Whale shirt

Clothing for the depraved, confused, sick and twisted. Death Gob is a UK based shop that has a great selection of offensive, but very funny shirts. The TWA Twat shirt is a great pick and typical of their humor. I like they’re place on the Save the Whale theme. I have no idea what in the¬† hell Shave the Whale would mean, but it’s just funny. They’ve also got buttons, or as they seemed to be called in the UK – badges.

Fuck Y’All I’m From Texas Slogan Shirt

Fuck Y'all Texas Shirt

Nothing beats a good state slogan t-shirt. They’re really a staple of the slogan shirt genre. This Texas state slogan tee is a great example. If you don’t piss off at least a few people with a state slogan shirt it’s means your shirt’s no good. Fuck Ya’ll I’m from Texas is is sure to offend a the uptight and get a big laugh from the rest. And this photo only helps.

Brandon Davis Team Fire Crotch T-Shirt

Team Fire Crotch Shirt

Nothing but class from this guy. Brandon Davis, who referred to Lindsay Lohan as having a fire croth and a seven foot clitoris during a drunken tirade with Paris Hilton, is seen here wearing a Team Fire Crotch t-shirt. Hard to believe he’d actually pull this off after supposedly apologizing to Lohan. Maybe it’s a fake photo, either way, damn funny and I’m sure offensive to a few.

There are a few people who have quickly jumped on the Team FireCrotch bandwagon. To buy a Team Fire Croth I’d recommend checking CafePress.

As a follow up UsMagazine says Brandon has now checked into rehab. Shocking.