Well, you knew this was just a matter of time. A parody video of Miss South Carolina’s imfamous answer is already out, and now it’s time for the shirts. First up, BustedTees.com. Pre-order now for Sept 7th shipping. In case you have trouble reading the fine print, here’s the transcript. More to come.

¬†I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.”