We’re happy to bring you a complete line up of seriously cool shirts from Useless T-Shirts.com. Here’s just a sample of the vintage coolness – the Atari logo shirt will bring back the memories for any old school gamer. T-Shirt Watch has assembled almost the complete line of of Useless T-Shirts action. A couple other of note are the Curious George Shirt, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Star Wars T-Shirts, Superman, and even an old school Reading Rainbow shirt. Click here to view all the shirts.

In honor of the Cindy Margolis – the web’s most downloaded women – appearing in Playboy we’ve got Cindy wearing a Lover t-shirt. I don’t have any additional details, but does it really matter, it’s Cindy Margolis.

This is truly a classic celebrity t-shirt catch. Paris Hilton is one of our most posted celebs and this shirt couldn’t be more prefect. The He Wants to Sleep With Me t-shirt is fitting personal commentary for Paris. The only thing better might be if the shirt said “I just slept with him”. Another good poke-fun-at-yourself celebrity shirt catch would be this pair of Jessica Simpson t-shirts.

This might be our most far fetched post. But it’s still on topic. Jeremy Piven carrying what looks like a happy passed out Vanessa Marcil. I believe the photo of Piven and his tee was snapped outside the LA bar Shaque. But I might be full of crap too. Anyway. It’s a cool shirt with a big ass eagle on it.¬† It might be worth noting too that the shirt that Vanessa Marcil is wearing doesn’t even begin to cover her. For that matter nor do her pants.

News today that Lost start Michelle Rodriguez has opted for door number two – a five day jail sentence after pleading guilty to a drunk driving charge. Rodriguez is pictured here wearing an Al Pacino Scarface T-Shirt – Say Hello‚Ķ Pretty fitting all in all. She’s going to be saying hello to a few new little friends in the clink, but from what I understand she might well like it that way.

Cool shirt from the fine folks at Spraygraphic. The world is apparently a big gas can, waiting for all the SUV drivers to suck dry. Get it at Spraygraphic.com

Jessica Alba is clearly the money. Wearing a Cash T-shirt really isn’t necessary. But it just goes to prove no matter how much freakin money you make, or how hot you are, you still have to take out the garage. Seriously.

I know I’ve seen this ammunition design somewhere and I can’t find the link. I thought it was Spraygraphic, but I guess not, though they’ve got some good gun flavored tees. If you know it please comment.

I think Tom Cruise is an idiot and Katie Holmes is a brainwashed idiot. But this shirt is interesting and her belly looks like it’s about to explode. So there.