Natalie Portman Raps!. Really. If you missed the recent Saturday Night Live digital video short with Natalie Portman you missed good stuff. Have no fear, the always entertaining Celebrity Crunch has Natalie’s SNL rap video from YouTube.com. And if you’re looking for a matching shirt, look no further than the fine folks at Jerkass Clothing Co.. The P is for Portman shirt is a yet another funny tee from Jerkass and a nice node to one cute, hot, crazy chick. Now shut the F@#K up!